AMONG US BABIES,
INFECTED WITH RABIES,
NOW COUNT HOW MANY WOUNDS,
THEY HAVE FROM SCABIES,
1
nothing wrong with me
nothing wrong with me
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
1
Something’s got to give
AMONG US BABIES,
INFECTED WITH RABIES,
NOW COUNT HOW MANY WOUNDS,
THEY HAVE FROM SCABIES,
1
nothing wrong with me
nothing wrong with me
Something’s got to give
Maurice
Maurice
Maurice
Maurice
I'm begging of you, please don't take my man
i am just an animal why am i doing all this
This is precisely why I love conventions
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if you want art made by weirdos again you’re gonna have to accept that some of those weirdos will be non palatable to you
This Trilobite walked 6 inches 600 million years ago to send us all a dick pic
the long game
Imagine in another 600 million years your fossilized corpse is found by things that laugh at how much your footprints look like their copulatory flaps
I’d be a fuckin comedy legend.
Imagine making a dick joke and having it outlast the entire human race. Monumental.
reblog and put how many tags you follow, and what's the last you opened
Natalie can you tell us something really stupid about the Roman empire?
Romans were extremely superstitious and put a lot of stock in omens and portents, and it was common practice to consult the auguries before doing anything difficult or noteworthy. At the Battle of Drepana during the Punic Wars, the Roman naval commander Publius Claudius Pulcher did this by consulting his ship’s sacred chickens; the idea being that you scatter grain in front of the sacred chickens, and if they eat it that’s a good sign, but if they refuse to eat it’s a bad sign. The sacred chickens refused to eat, signifying that battle should be avoided that day, so Pulcher threw them overboard and declared, “If they are not hungry, let them drink,” then gave the order engage the Carthaginians.
Drepana was one of the most disastrous naval defeats in Roman history, costing the republic 93 ships and 20,000 sailors in a single day.
*jumping rope* among us babies, infected with rabies,