*jumping rope* among us babies, infected with rabies,

AMONG US BABIES,

INFECTED WITH RABIES,

NOW COUNT HOW MANY WOUNDS,

THEY HAVE FROM SCABIES,

1

nothing wrong with me

nothing wrong with me

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

1

Something’s got to give

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

YAAAAAUHGAAAGHAAAAAAAA

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

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Tuesday, May 16th, 2023

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if you want art made by weirdos again you’re gonna have to accept that some of those weirdos will be non palatable to you

This Trilobite walked 6 inches 600 million years ago to send us all a dick pic

the long game

Imagine in another 600 million years your fossilized corpse is found by things that laugh at how much your footprints look like their copulatory flaps

I’d be a fuckin comedy legend.

Imagine making a dick joke and having it outlast the entire human race. Monumental.

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men really don't get friendzoned as often as they think they do....son she doesn't even see you as a friend, you're guy #17 she's civil towards because she's scared he'll turn hostile any second.

So many men who think they’re friendzoned are actually just Creepy Coworker

sent a message

Natalie can you tell us something really stupid about the Roman empire?

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Romans were extremely superstitious and put a lot of stock in omens and portents, and it was common practice to consult the auguries before doing anything difficult or noteworthy. At the Battle of Drepana during the Punic Wars, the Roman naval commander Publius Claudius Pulcher did this by consulting his ship’s sacred chickens; the idea being that you scatter grain in front of the sacred chickens, and if they eat it that’s a good sign, but if they refuse to eat it’s a bad sign. The sacred chickens refused to eat, signifying that battle should be avoided that day, so Pulcher threw them overboard and declared, “If they are not hungry, let them drink,” then gave the order engage the Carthaginians.

Drepana was one of the most disastrous naval defeats in Roman history, costing the republic 93 ships and 20,000 sailors in a single day.